Retardation

quatre fevrier

Omg today was total retarded.
Zhan and I was talking the whole day about what we can do with the money we can get from winning the $10mil toto. Zhan is definitely going to buy his tot ticket tmr after this.hahaha

Super funny! After a while we came to the topic of sports cars
Then zhan was like next time we go race in orchad.
He then came up with this idea where if I bring my sports car, he will bring his cherry qq to bang mine.LOL.
Then we say like suddenly there will be increase in sales for cherry qq cos people start to buy to bang other cars.

Then he say, imagine the manager talk to the staff.
' Okay guys our sales have increased significantly.anyone know why?'
' There is an increase of sales cos people arenow buying our cars to bangother people'
Then I said the rich people will then have garage of cherry qq to bang their friends car

I then told curly when he drives his sports, I drive my second hand cherry qq bang his.
Cos its cheaper!omg super retarded. Desmond and Jocelyn was laughing their asses out

We then came to continue to the topic of destroying other people cars. Zhan was saying use the car bang, reverse then bang again. Over and over. Then we realised that it was too obvious. So I suggested using skate scooter to throw the windscreen.

Omg. Zhan further said next time one of us should be the police. So when call police when the skate scooter was thrown. The guy would say that i throw, then zhan would say sir if your airbag came out when you claim he threw it, how can you see. I believe the culprit has already fled the scene. Wahahahaha. Ultimate retardedness!

French role play is tmr. Just worried when I go up I will just forget all my lines.owell.
have to prac now i guess.haha

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